Pakistan has also a president! It revealed on many Pakistanis on Parade Day.
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Three places where people can't die
1. Hell
2. Heaven
3. Indian drama serials
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There are two kind of beggars.
One who say you give me one rupee for God sake.
Second is says yo please like my dp and also comment on it.
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Kidnappers kidnapped a school teacher. They demand 5 lakh to set him free or otherwise they will burn him alive. His student was collecting donation and begging people that he has arrange 1 liter please help to arrange more.
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Man to doctor: Prescribe me a medicine which confirm my long life.
Doctor: Do Marry
Man: Really! Then I'll live a longer life!
Doctor: No, your this desire will be no longer.
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Wishes die,
Movies end,
Happiness fade,
Memories are forgotten,
Nothing is immortal in this mortal World
But some people like you are difficult to forget
Yes because ghosts live more than human beings.
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Dear mom if say I'm going to bed, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep. Actually it means I'll use my cell phone in bed and will enjoy night mode of chatting.
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Those people who are arrogant because they think they are beautiful. I've one good advice for them."Please see your photo on your CNIC card before bragging next time".
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Life cycle of a T-shirt in Pakistan
1. Wear it as T-Shirt
2. When it gets old use it for playing cricket
3. After getting more older use it as night dress
4. And at last use it to clean windows.
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The most common SMS in universities is
"Come in class, sir has come"
the most common statement in exams
"Still I haven't started my preparation"
The most common dialogue of teachers
"Its the worst batch of my career"
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