Please never take bath ever with Safeguard soap because it kills all germs and surly we never want to lose.
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When you come before the mirror the mirror says, "dear you're the prettiest girl of the World"
AND
When you turned back mirror says,"HEHEHE April Fool"
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British to Pakistani: We celebrate 1st April as April Fool Day. What about your country?
Pakistani: Our nation had given vote to Nawaz Sharif and Zardari so we celebrate 11 May as fool day.
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I am your girlfriend:
Slim
Interesting
Sweet
Tall
Expressive
Romantic
Okie Fine??finding it difficult to remember all qualities? Ok in short you call me S.I.S.T.E.R
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Please read it carefully
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Don't understand?? Read it again!!
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Still unable to get it??
OK, do a last attempt to understand it because any a fool like you can waste time read it again and again.
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I admit I'm fool, I accept I'm fool, I'm fool, yes I'm fool. I am fool, I am fool and I'm fool.
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OK OK dear don't insist we accept you're fool. Now control your emotions, it's good to admit facts as early as possible.
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Someone is badly injured after colliding with my car. I know you're the only one whose blood group will match to save a life. saving someone's life is biggest virtue.Please come soon on ring road a donkey is fighting battle of life and death.
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Don't worry dear! you aren't a fool. Never bother other's useless talking and jokes. I know you're a wise and intelligent boy. Now, I'll give the proof of your intelligence to the World. Read the the line and tell people how intelligent you're?
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Warning!!!
You've opened a SMS which contains malicious data. Bit by bit Your sensitive and personal data is being transferred to unknown entities. Switch of your cell phone now, to stop data from transmitting.
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Some True Facts
You can't read SMS with while keeping on eye close.
Human beings can't stop their breathe while rotating their eyes.
You can't touch your lower lip with our tongue.
99% fools try to attempt it after reading this SMS.
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