I'm ready to come back Pakistan but at one condition. Government will keep me with Ayan Ali in Jail.
~ Altaf Hussain ~
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Man to his Mother in Law: You daughter is so lazy and many other things are also wrong with her.
Mother in Law: Yes son that's why failed to find a good guy for her.
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Teacher to students: Promise me, you will never stare to any girl in you life.
Students: Ok, we promise.
Teacher: Promise me, you'll never spend time in watching movies.
Students: Ok, we promise.
Teacher: Promise me you'll never do cheating in the exams.
Students: Ok we promise.
Teacher: Promise me you'll die for your country.
Students: Ok we promise because it's better to die than spend such a miserable life.
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Madam to student: Tell me seven is even or odd?
Student: Surly, it's even.
Madam: How you can say it even??
Student: Remove the first letter and then re read it.
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Height of Facebook influence
Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now?
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons.
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In Pakistan you can never get rid from things in your whole life. First is your caste and second is your marks in metric. :p
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I love walking in rain so nobody sees my tears. ~Charles Chaplin
I love walking in all season because there is no petrol in Pakistan. ~Pakistani Nation
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Soon in Pakistan the dowry of rich girls would be compromised of following things
A gas cylinder
A generator
5 liter petrol
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How to prepare your exams
1. Open the books
2. Check the syllabus
3. Check again
4. Go to mosque
5. Pray to Allah please pass me this exams I'll work hard from the next time.
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9/11 incident, responsible is Pakistan
Mumbai Attacks, responsible is Pakistan
Terrorism in World, responsible is Pakistan
Hence proved we’re the most responsible nation.
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