Wife: Please call ambulance. My heart has stop working I'm dying.
Husband: I was thinking we should visit your mother today.
Wife: Really! I'm feeling better now.
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A man came in a shop and asked to shopkeeper to show him some female dresses.
Shopkeeper: Sir, you want branded dresses or for your wife??
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Wife: Have you watched cricket match today?
Husband: Have you watched cricket match today?
Wife: You tell me first.
Husband: You tell me first.
Wife: ugghh! you're copying me.
Husband: uggh! you're copying me.
Wife: let's go for shopping.
HUsband: yeah, Pakistan lost the match.
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Unmarried man: I'll never marry ever.I'm afraid from all women.
Married man: Do marry soon. So, you start liking every women and have fear from only one.
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